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Wednesday, September 19, 2012

TUMEKE EXCLUSIVE: Interview with John Banks' empty Parliamentary Chair

If it's good enough for Clint Eastwood at the Republican book burning, it's good enough for Tumeke.


Tumeke: Mr Banks can you explain how you didn't know SkyCity personally gave you $15 000 in an envelope with the SkyCity logo on it?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: Mr Banks, that doesn't sound very credible to me.

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke:Yes, but Mr Key has to keep you around because if he kicked you out, you're the kind of unblinking head banger to throw his toys and cause a by-election aren't you?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:











Tumeke: Sure, but you can't seriously suggest that he actually believes that you didn't know Kim Dot Com gave you $50 000?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: And how many people give you $50 000?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: You went to his party didn't you?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: and you called him afterwards?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: and you told him to split the money into two lots of $25 000 so it would be anonymous?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: So why did you tell the media when they first started asking questions about your relationship with him, that you barely knew him and hadn't spent more than 5 minutes with him?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: Mr Banks, we are all adults, you can't expect us to believe that?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke: Where?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke:When?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke:How is that even possible?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke:But Mr Banks, that breaks the laws of time, physics and basic geography

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:

Tumeke:Are you currently under any medication?

John Banks' empty Parliamentary chair:











Tumeke:I see.

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4 Comments:

At 19/9/12 10:19 pm, Blogger countryboy said...

Haahahaha a ahahhahaahha aa ahahhahahah hahahahahahahahaha ahah ..... Oh God ! I can't breath ..... Wait , wait ? hahahahahahahahahahaha ! ! ! !

 
At 20/9/12 4:06 pm, Blogger blueleopardthinks said...

Appropriate scenario in more ways than one.

The NZ voting public are about as vacant as the chair and as vacuous as the vacuum of credibility involved in this fiasco.

If the last election results and polls are anything to go by

So many disgusting example of lack of honour from this government

 
At 22/9/12 9:58 pm, Blogger The Author said...

Yeah, sign the petition here: John Banks Must Go - http://www.avaaz.org/en/petition/John_Banks_Must_Go_1/

 
At 31/10/12 2:17 pm, Blogger Frank said...

Only just spotted this, Bomber...

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

If they did Emmy Awards for Bloggers (not a bad idea?), you'd get one for Best Satirical-Truthful Blogpost...

 

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